Love, Fuck yeah.

Feb 8

'Second Date'. Well, I enjoyed it.


Jan 31

A History of Wooing Men - CDZA
I thought this was nice


criticalconsciousness:

make-the-universe-from-scratch:

Precisely

This is when you know a Colbert Report writer majored in math. :D

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Jan 24
“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything.” F. Scott Fitzgerald (via theepitomeofnonchalance)

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Dec 28

Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt - ‘What Are you Doing This New Year’s Eve?’


Dec 27

GIRLS (Advice Taken from Con and Hal Iggulden’s ‘The Dangerous Book for Boys’)

YOU MAY ALREADY have noticed that girls are quite different from you. By this, we do not mean the physical differences, more that they remain unimpressed by your mastery of a game involving wizards, or your understanding of Morse Code. Some will be impressed, of course, but as a general rule, girls do not get quite as excited by the use of urine as secret ink as boys do.
We thought long and hard about what advice could possibly be suitable. It is an inescapable fact that boys spend a great deal of their lives thinking about girls, so the subject should be mentioned here - as delicately as possible. 

ADVICE ABOUT GIRLS

  1.  It is important to listen. Human beings are often very self-centred and like to talk about themselves. In addition, it’s an easy subject if someone is nervous. It is good advice to listen closely - unless she has also been given this advice, in which case an uneasy silence may develop, like two owls sitting together.
  2. Be careful with humour. It is very common for boys to try to impress girls with a string each one more desperate than the last.Onejoke, perhaps, then a long silence while she talks about herself…
  3.  When you are older, flowers really do work - women love them. When you are young, however, there is a ghastly sense of being awkward rather than romantic - and she will guess your mother bought them.
  4. Valentine’s Day cards. Do ot ut your name on them. The whole point is the excitement the girl feels, wondering who finds her attractive. If it says ‘From Brian’ on it, the magic isn’t really there. This is actually quite a nice thing to do to someone you don’t think will get a card. If you do this, it is even more important that you never say, ’ I sent you one because I thought you wouldn’t get any.’ Keep the cards simple. You do not want padding of any kind.
  5. Avoid being vulgar. Excitable bouts of wind-breaking will not endear you to a girl, just to pick one example.
  6. Play sport of some kind. It doesn’t matter what it is, as long as it replaces the corpse-like pallor of the computer programmer with a ruddy glow. Honestly, this is more important than you know.
  7. If you see a girl in need of help - unable to lift something, for example - do not taunt her. Approach the object and greet her with a cheerful smile, whilst surreptitiously testing the wait of the object. If you find you can lift it, go ahead. If you can’t, try sitting on it and engaging her in conversation.
  8. Finally, make sure you are well-scrubbed, your nails are clean and your hair is washed. Remember girls are as nervous around you are around them, if you can imagine such a thing. They think and act rather differently to you, but without them, life would be one long rugby locker room. Treat them with respect.


 


Dec 25
gemmacorrell:

Merry Christmas to all of my Tumblr followers

gemmacorrell:

Merry Christmas to all of my Tumblr followers

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Dec 20

Sep 7

John Cleese’s eulogy for Graham Chapman, manages to be really funny and touchingly sad all at once. 


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